I have the itch to buy a house. I know it probably won't happen this year, but looking at real estate now is prompting us to take a good look at our finances and credit ratings to start getting our stuff in order.
I found a house that we both really like. Assuming we could get approved for a down payment loan and a mortgage, it's an incredible value. It needs a lot of cosmetic work, and we have no idea what problems an inspection would reveal. We have a huge crush on this house - I feel like a 14 year old girl and his house is "that boy" - you know the one. The one with the perfect hair and the dreamy eyes. Yeah. Him.
(Leebee drifts off into La La Land for a moment............)
The house is on a street named "Cadawac." Thanks to Lindsay, I know have Bruce Springsteen's "Pink Cadillac" stuck in my head, as sung by Elmer Fudd:
I wuv you for your pink Cadawac
Cwushed vewlvet seats
Widing in the back
Oozing down the stweet
Waving to the goils
Feewin' out of sight
Spendin' aw my money
On a Satuhday night
Honey I just wonder what you do der in back
Of your pink Cadawac
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